Over the years, I've created digital assets
to help me read some of the more complex books out there.
Below are the assets that I haven't lost (yet).

All these things were created many years ago.

The asset to the right is a concordance of words in James Joyce's Finnegans Wake. The code that compiled the data is lost. It's in MSFT Windows "compiled help file" format (why it's file extension is ".chm"). For any word that appeared in the book, I gave references to every page and line that the particular word appeared on (e.g., like "bannistars") If you want it, right-click and select "Save link as" because the file isn't going to just "open" on a browser. This is the SHA256: af9408d2e49b8e929c1670ac17ce782e5a49e33f34d921dff3e8f7b60e1aecaa I know, you're asking yourself, "MSFT complied help file? WTF?". Look, if you can't get it open natively, it will be worthless to you. Maybe someday, I'll recreate the index for you. Until then, maybe duckduckgo this search string: microsoft compiled help file viewer
Or, maybe you're interested in Thomas Pynchon's Against the Day. Well, you're in for a treat. I've compiled a table of where every character appears in the book. Open it wherever you open your spreadsheets. This is the SHA256: 9cae1007272bbfc4995bbec5bce2f4cffc54008c56593383f4a9063c1c0a142c
Or, perhaps it's Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow you're interested in. Once again, I've compiled a table of where every character appears in the book. Open it wherever you open your spreadsheets. This is the SHA256: 278d41d5ac5811ddc2f6c053232bcfc3256b03f3439b1f8c3416a9a2b30979ae
Now, if it's Pynchon's Bleeding Edge you're reading, I'm sorry. I only created a powermap (something working at Accenture for 23 years taught me how to do to this level). This version is just an image, but today's image editing tools can probably recreate the visio-ness of the original. By the way, the powermap comment above was a joke: most people at Accenture can create a better one than I can. And that last comment was my way of asking the $64.1B per year behemoth not to sue me back into working for them, again. Why not check out their 2023 Annual Report?
Ever wanted to LISTEN to the audiobook version of Infinite Jest in CHRONOLOGICAL order? If so, this little goodie is for you. Just take the version from audible in multipart and get it into a wav format via recording it STRAIGHT FROM your soundcard (i.e., you can't use a Mac) Then follow my ffmpeg commands and you'll have it. This is the sha256: 8f9ae2654e2b785ba656e425a4df329e88368e3f5f637046121ce1420b75abe4
You afraid to click the link above? I don't blame you Here's the commands for ffmpeg you would have found therein: ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 00:01:28 -to 00:26:02 194.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 00:26:02 -to 00:30:43 005.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 00:30:43 -to 00:34:58 195.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 00:34:58 -to 00:41:56 196.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 00:41:56 -to 00:48:31 197.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 00:48:31 -to 01:23:01 067.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 01:23:01 -to 01:36:13 025.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 01:36:13 -to 01:39:22 057.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 01:39:22 -to 01:53:48 036.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 01:53:48 -to 01:58:59 026.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 01:58:59 -to 02:02:48 003.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 02:02:48 -to 02:08:56 079.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 02:08:56 -to 02:09:10 037.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 02:09:10 -to 02:31:18 060.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 02:31:18 -to 02:50:33 077.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 02:50:33 -to 02:51:39 038.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 02:51:39 -to 02:52:24 040.mp3 ffmpeg -i ij1.wav -ss 02:52:24 -to 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