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Hey, Millenials. I notice you have little time for conversation
and need visual aids to get rid of whomever you're talking to faster.

Maybe, these e-Mojis will help?

 

Well, it is the face that launched a thousand rages

considering it
Considering it ...
busy
I'm Busy
hmm.
Hmm.
i'm listening
I'm listening
ok
OK
tell me more
Tell me more
holy
Holy ...
lachrymose
I'm lachrymose
you're crazy
You're crazy
the look
You freak
thinking
I'm thinking ...
tired
Tough day
wtf
Why The Face?
yikes
Yikes
got a haircut
Got a haircut
you're making me drink
You're making me drink
no nO No NO NO
no nO No NO NO
that's not a martini
That's NOT a martini
you're making me drink
Grody
no nO No NO NO
U got it
that's not a martini
In case ya didn't know...
lol
LOL
root mode engaged
Root mode engaged
root mode engaged
Good Evening
 
 
 
 
 
Goodbye
 

Or, if you happen to be texting with me, this should do:

20251221
Any text convo w/me

To which, my reply will probably be:

20251221
Gettin' turnt

 

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